EVERYONE post your funniest joke(s) here. Winner will be chosen best answer!!!?

OK well at our church, once a year, we have a joke contest and if you come there with the most jokes, that are really funny, and battle off with other people with there jokes, and if you win, wich is chosen by the guests, then you win a 50$ Walmart giftcard, a church Tee, 1 free box of soda, and a big 2 gallon jug full of hard candies. Will you help me please. No this is not cheating. I must get the most funniest jokes in any way possible. Thankx. PS> they accept all jokes including blonde, , adult, yo mama, anything you can think of