Jesus resurrected (?) & stayed there 4 40 days without presenting himself to authorities who crucified him. W?

While the point you're defending is perfectly valid, your argument sucks big time. Don't know if you'd present yourself straight away (that should be fun, let's see you do it a second time, only this time we stick around to watch the trick), but I know I'd rather stay "dead" for a while, if anything out of curiosity (I wonder what they'll say of me).